Trick your partner into dumping you
What happened to that sweet girlfriend who used to dote on you? Lately, she seems to be suffering from PMS all month long! Has that perfect boyfriend turned from 'The One' to 'The Unsufferable'? Maybe it's time to get yourself dumped from this relationship! Let us help set the trap!
It's her birthday next week
Start by not mentioning the day at all. Even if she does, behave as if it's just another day. On the day of her birthday, 'forget' to wish her and pretend to be super busy at work. Cut her calls if she tries to get in touch with you. Do absolutely nothing to make her day special. Instead, next day, when she reminds you, tell her it was no big deal and you had more important stuff to take care of. Guaranteed to make her bang her door on you and the relationship!
He's planned a boys' night out
When he's about to leave, land up on his doorstep and pretend to be really sad about some professional matter. He will be forced to cancel his plans. Make matters worse for him by calling all your girlfriends to his place, saying it will make you feel much better to have them around at a difficult time like this. Turning his boys' night out into your girls' night is sure gonna set him off!
Your man spoils you big time but what if everything just becomes about money?
From your sofa covers to your sanitary pads, get him to shell out dough for each and every single little thing. He'll soon tire of your materialistic ways and hopefully, tell you to go your separate way!
She's going out shopping with her friends?
Tell her you want to give her company. She plans a trip with her family, tell her you don't want her to go because you'll miss her too much. She wants to spend some alone time at home? Land up at her doorstep and tell her you want to spend the entire day with her. Keep messaging her the entire day. This clingy behaviour will surely make her rethink the relationship.
He's in the mood to get intim! ate?
Turn on the heat and get him panting for real action. And just in the nick of time, get a colleague to call you about some work related emergency. He will surely not appreciate being 'stood up' when he's already 'standing up'! Redo this and soon it will be you being stood up!
It's her birthday next week
Start by not mentioning the day at all. Even if she does, behave as if it's just another day. On the day of her birthday, 'forget' to wish her and pretend to be super busy at work. Cut her calls if she tries to get in touch with you. Do absolutely nothing to make her day special. Instead, next day, when she reminds you, tell her it was no big deal and you had more important stuff to take care of. Guaranteed to make her bang her door on you and the relationship!
He's planned a boys' night out
When he's about to leave, land up on his doorstep and pretend to be really sad about some professional matter. He will be forced to cancel his plans. Make matters worse for him by calling all your girlfriends to his place, saying it will make you feel much better to have them around at a difficult time like this. Turning his boys' night out into your girls' night is sure gonna set him off!
Your man spoils you big time but what if everything just becomes about money?
From your sofa covers to your sanitary pads, get him to shell out dough for each and every single little thing. He'll soon tire of your materialistic ways and hopefully, tell you to go your separate way!
She's going out shopping with her friends?
Tell her you want to give her company. She plans a trip with her family, tell her you don't want her to go because you'll miss her too much. She wants to spend some alone time at home? Land up at her doorstep and tell her you want to spend the entire day with her. Keep messaging her the entire day. This clingy behaviour will surely make her rethink the relationship.
He's in the mood to get intim! ate?
Turn on the heat and get him panting for real action. And just in the nick of time, get a colleague to call you about some work related emergency. He will surely not appreciate being 'stood up' when he's already 'standing up'! Redo this and soon it will be you being stood up!
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